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2008

January 2008 (View All at Once) January 2008 (View All at Once) 22 - Pliny, the Elderly Apple 23 - world's most emaciated cat on a mission for Her Majesty's Service 24 - angry flower with boxing gloves and cigar 25 - martian learning the joys of tap dancing 26 - monster disguised as a trash can preparing to devour a strange dog 27 - Sven shows his friend a tounge, and the friend cries 28 - self-referential crystal ball 29 - light blue pillow paddling a boat 30 - squirrel trying to steal home 31 - Captain Cakehead the Pirate (and parrot) February 2008 (View All at Once) February 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - crazed and half-eaten sandwich brandishing a knife 02 - a malicious moon engaging in whale hunting 03 - raven doing taxes 04 - grim reaper taking a bath 05 - homeless earthworm enjoying a warm fire 06 - winged wine bottle 07 - shrine to the great salamander god Jugar the Stein-Holder 08 - a lost and forgotten key 09 - boulder realizing his diet has failed 10 - students of Handville High posing for yearbook picture & Prof. Thumbson 11 - a wild lanternier in a strong breeze 12 - octopus playing maracas and concertina 13 - the fierce boot general leading his troops against the homes of his enemies (a flip-flop) 14 - two different species of eyeballs falling in love 15 - self-loathing demon pickle dog 16 - purple centipede-at-arms 17 - puzzle piece that doesn't belong 18 - sugar cube friends taking a stroll in the rain 19 - fish on strike 20 - a wizard meeting his magical familiar (an earwig) 21 - a herd of giraffe necks on wheels 22 - kinda cool turtle playing on his first drum 23 - lute-playing amoeboid trying to woo the ladies 24 - cotton candy secret agents finally meeting 25 - Toastillicus, master thief 26 - an idea coming up with 27 - unhappy tree delivery service 28 - lamp taking his pet plug for a stroll 29 - blue crayon returning to his friends after an encounter with Kyle the Merciless March 2008 (View All at Once) March 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - drop of morning dew not wanting to fall 02 - the lil'est vampire 03 - the mushroom mafia 04 - toothbrush mime at the cafe 05 - interdimensional washing machine 06 - mother grapes watching child go off to college 07 - Bernhard the bubble-head businessman 08 - a ferocious belt beast eyeing its next prey 09 - an ant treasure hunter 10 - crime scene investigation: sunny-side-up unit 11 - a forbidden love within the feud between the Milk and OJ families 12 - a doomsday-preaching cup of coffee 13 - a strawberry making his getaway in a bagel 14 - cereal pieces enjoying themselves in the ol' milk pool 15 - rival generals declaring a truce 16 - a sausage trying to score a goal 17 - a shamrock doing a merry jig after defeating snakes 18 - a father missile taking his son to work 19 - a zombie striking it rich 20 - the rare and elusive hair-combug 21 - the world's top assassin 22 - two battery mages in a fierce duel 23 - telephone family reunion 24 - Genti, the wisest refrigerator 25 - 8-ball trying to do a pull-up 26 - pearl-snatching squid 27 - students graduating from skeletal school 28 - tooth vendor trying to peddle his wares 29 - tooth vendor trying to peddle his wares 30 - a planet using his best friend to slice a piece of salami 31 - the trees' patent-pending revenge system April 2008 (View All at Once) April 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - WAAAAAAAHHH!!! 02 - a coconut relaxing between his two older brothers 03 - a pixie meeting a unicorn/rat hybrid 04 - a bored and lonely troll trying to make his way in the modern world 05 - a milkshake firing his cherry after many years of faithful service 06 - rocks beating up a pair of scissors 07 - an evil monkey scientist with a compound that could destroy the world 08 - a father bell swinging his daughter, Belle 09 - a lollipop pondering the mysteries of the universe 10 - the o.r. buddies 11 - lord pearigulis ii 12 - two worthy knights engaging in a fierce hot air joust 13 - a scarecrow mowing his lawn 14 - the royal mashed potatoes 15 - the hunchback cookie hiding behind his safety salt 16 - potato court 17 - nearsighted anaconda writing memoirs 18 - teabag friends enjoying the hot springs 19 - bluejay construction worker 20 - Adam Smith & the invisible hand 21 - the conjurer of the torilla chips 22 - a bar of soap slipping on his own residue 23 - an overworked bee janitor 24 - the cacti wrangler 25 - Professor Farndogglesworth's amazing rocket pipe 26 - atoms at play 27 - a pair of toes in a game of nail-toss 28 - a drunken salamander watching an episode of his favorite show (MacGyver) 29 - french fries engagin in a duel of warrior honor 30 - centennial: 100th idea celebrating 100 ideas May 2008 (View All at Once) May 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - a grenade sad that his best friends are fighting 02 - Ronaldo, The Faceless Clown and a terrified child 03 - crocodile pulling off some sweet moves on the slopes 04 - the mythical basement bucket beast of yore 05 - gladiatorial combat in the Roman (numeral) Colosseum 06 - Rasputin, the dream-spewing hat 07 - a hardware store blind date 08 - schitzophrenic pocket watch at 6:20 (pm) 09 - a youthful dna fragment ready to swing on the monkey bars 10 - a colony of tape-dweller moths in repose 11 - a well-to-do koala 12 - the despotic rulers of the Land of DANCE 13 - the 12th book bomber legion 14 - tarantula cooking dinner 15 - No. 2 attacking his nemesis, Watercolor 16 - a narcoleptic calculator 17 - the umlaut crew 18 - two blackberries floating down the river 19 - a set of teeth in Heaven 20 - Raggedy Antoine, master swordsman 21 - a legion of shampoo-sucker bats 22 - a musical ski jump 23 - ham of the mighty & kielbasa of the meek 24 - the corn witch being burned at the stake 25 - a sneezing volcano 26 - growth control in the village of bamboo-legged individuals 27 - Screwball seeing his first bird 28 - sun and snowman: bffs? 29 - a thespian pestle 30 - a virus cowboy wrangling up a stray cell 31 - a pine pone June 2008 (View All at Once) June 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - a ferocious postage prowler 02 - a hang gliding brain 03 - a pair of overalls participates in the Olympic javelin toss while his parents look on 04 - a cigar-smoking cannon 05 - a marshmallow sleeping on a chocolate mattress with a graham cracker blanket 06 - a satyr playing badminton 07 - an up-and-coming boxer showing his manager that he's ready for the ibuprofen circuit 08 - the helidolphin war machine 09 - a wily cave marmot 10 - hypochondriac ghost in a protective bubble 11 - an unamused tanystropheus with a propellor cap 12 - a flagpole-sitting jalapeno 13 - choir bovine 14 - a hot dog rider shredding the icy slopes 15 - Mr. Owl, corporate dynamo 16 - a gingerbread equestrian 17 - a perfume bottle with a cold & pleasing scent 18 - captain of the san coinage high football team 19 - long-limbed alien raking leaves 20 - frog trying out fof the cheer squad 21 - a urinal trying stand-up comedy 22 - a cabbage-cart snail 23 - the head chef at Chez Papclip 24 - frustrated axe in the office 25 - feedback migrane and a really loud speaker 26 - a rose legally changing her name 27 - a spy in Lima Bean Land 28 - Gary the glue-footed griffin 29 - a street-smart fish taking off his shirt after a hard day of fighting inner-city crime 30 - a young girl taking her fireflies through the field July 2008 (View All at Once) July 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - snowflake cloning facility 02 - platypus riding a flying carpet 03 - 3 1/2-inch criminal 04 - an all-American ROCKET 05 - high-caliber bullet going for a slam dunk 06 - a cloud rower 07 - a stitched and scarred carrot mistaken for a zombie 08 - a space creature driving his meteoroid to work 09 - Odout, the Straw God 10 - da gum posse 11 - a popsicle getting punished for not paying his gambling debts 12 - a librarian's spirit emerging from an old grimoire 13 - meatball dominatrix 14 - a folk music moose 15 - robotic pan-buttering buddy 16 - street lights greeting each other on the way to work 17 - two swords destined never to touch 18 - sumo watermelon 19 - tape measure razzing a screw 20 - the fabled washershark 21 - dragon frying an egg 22 - alpaca motorcyclist 23 - waterskiing pineapple 24 - cardboard box running away from home 25 - scandal at Lady Teapot's house! & a dome 26 - barbecue brawl: tines vs. tongs 27 - over-caffeinated toucan 28 - Franz the Fireglove 29 - a pair of scorpions doing their daily tail exercises 30 - a bottle of grape vodka parachuting into the fray 31 - buzzsaw bus August 2008 (View All at Once) August 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - the laziest roof cheese 02 - acrobatic dice 03 - mountain goat playing an alphorn 04 - oil derricks grazing in the wild 05 - S.O.S. stealin' (stealing, that is) bird 06 - fountain of uncouth 07 - origami boat skipper & origami homesick first mate 08 - centennial (er, bicentennial): 200th idea celebrating 200 ideas 09 - interconnected rings trying to separate 10 - pet bed being fed 11 - asparagus prisoner breaking rocks 12 - flying whistle catching a fish 13 - the most unpopular acorn 14 - master wordsmith 15 - tites and mites ready for a fight 16 - padlock gallows 17 - valient microwave burrito facing a goblin 18 - mystical mirror of less-than-appealing careers 19 - a bully putting a sodium tablet into a beaker of water 20 - a diamond living on the street 21 - volleyball with an ace up his sleeve 22 - rebellious teenage hourglass 23 - flying umbrella waiting service 24 - Dispraporshannon, destroyer of the anatomically correct 25 - Pandora's cookie jar 26 - stubby-armed cherry bomb 27 - elitist broom academy 28 - watercraft tie 29 - thunderbird driving a Thunderbird 30 - Mattias the mad musical fork 31 - joyous deodorant running through the flowers September 2008 (View All at Once) September 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - pot gaining self-awareness 02 - tornado trying to lick an ice cream cone 03 - college campus flyering banana 04 - Omega-Psi, wrestling tag team 05 - flirting snowglobe dwellers 06 - brave Buttoneers charging the Zipper Castle 07 - a despotic beard 08 - corkscrew mountaineer 09 - bread sauna 10 - robotic pig ran amok 11 - a birderman 12 - sunbathing slug 13 - poetic croissant 14 - militaristic armadillo on kitchen duty 15 - ladybugs travelling the quicksand river 16 - Fransiscan mink 17 - arctic vs. antarctic hockey match 18 - slot machine with stomach flu 19 - peanuts in a drunken barroom brawl 20 - 80s mule 21 - magical flying watering can 22 - Earth ambassador Bubbles 23 - last of the grubriders 24 - bowling pin magician saying that you've chosen the ace of Spades (he's wrong) 25 - golf ball riding a bicycle 26 - FLAAAAAME thrower robot 27 - flying hammer brigade 28 - teddy bear accuse of a crime he didn't commit (& the real criminal) 29 - Luke the flame reconsidering his vacation plans 30 - Jerry the Orange accidentally goes down a slight incline while his friend looks on October 2008 (View All at Once) October 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - rabbits' boat in the desert 02 - SUPACAT 03 - The Papal Sponge 04 - anti-smoking gas can 05 - fire of the forgotten music formats 06 - work-a-day tomatoes 07 - engineer archer 08 - coffee bean quartet 09 - onion student sleeping in class after all-nighter 10 - weremer 11 - Officer Mantis disarming a suspect 12 - spider winning second place in beauty contest 13 - retired dog keeping an eye on his savings 14 - kraken ordering from an offshore fast food joint 15 - moody leaf sitting on a moody tree 16 - beaver acrobat troupe 17 - king and queen of Inordinately-Tall-Crownland 18 - the oatmeal monster 19 - knight of the Holy Plunger 20 - kiwi fruitapult 21 - bumper car patron being pursued by a creepy Victorian child 22 - pointillistic demon 23 - chromosones in a doubles match 24 - mop and umbrella in a gentlemanly duel 25 - ice cube tourists 26 - thuggish wild turkey with cricket bat 27 - four kites of the Apocalypse 28 - a mouse's friend visiting him in the hospital 29 - high priest sacrificing a single sock to the great dryer 30 - jack-o-lantern shriners 31 - P'linictgha, the Eldritch Apple November 2008 (View All at Once) November 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - bell pepper training regimen 02 - U.N. representative from United Federation of Mustaches 03 - a stern cyton making other neurons uncomfortable 04 - marraige betwixt a man and a tub of whipped cream 05 - fluting grandfather clock 06 - tentatree trying to catch a fish 07 - Bazooka-Mouth Bill 08 - invisible farmer growing invisible crops 09 - magmoid botching a business deal 10 - ailurophobic broccoli 11 - cave of the unwashed dishes eater 12 - bubble-based stegosaurus transportation 13 - a nerdy and chubby AC adapter charmer 14 - archkazoos 15 - two pigeons pretending not to notice each other 16 - centennial (er, tricentennial): 300th idea celebrating 300 ideas 17 - blatant thimble-hat thievery 18 - dragon fly 19 - the king of Limbo 20 - Sir Spotty the detective and his partner, Charles Pennington the phrenological measurement device 21 - lonely space debris 22 - international pasta symposium 23 - elephant playing mini-golf 24 - chalk being broken by crossbow sniper 25 - precious ingots at end of marathon 26 - scale pranking 27 - hedonistic celery stalk 28 - an old man's whale house 29 - homicidal boots 30 - meerkat mendicant December 2008 (View All at Once) December 2008 (View All at Once) 01 - fatalistic French mustard kicking a can 02 - two torches adrift at sea 03 - pet bugle tied up to a maypole 04 - eraser beast chasing the graphite people 05 - the world's mightiest creampuff 06 - gargoyle cocktail party 07 - seedy monocle dealer 08 - a flying flute trapped in the web of spider pipes 09 - t-bone steak exploring the hummus caverns 10 - barrel in a spelling bee 11 - native chocolate chips swinging on licorice vines 12 - Professor Ladleton of the Spoon Academy 13 - 12 (twelve) bottles drumming 14 - 11 prunes a-piping 15 - 10 livers leaping 16 - 9 dustballs dancing 17 - 8 mackerels milking 18 - 7 spatulas swimming 19 - 6 lemurs laying 20 - 5 golden feet 21 - 4 old-timey birds 22 - 3 French gnomes 23 - 2 turtle doves 24 - a flask of syrup in an apple tree 25 - the birth of our lord and savior 26 - porcupine masseuse 27 - jealous snowman 28 - Deltoid and his band, Odd Geometry 29 - a sponge sooo powerful & absorbent it can suck up the souls of the elderly 30 - medical ivy unit 31 - shadow juggler

2009

January 2009 (View All at Once) January 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - newly-born speed bag & ze doctor 02 - bruised and sore ping-pong ball 03 - second-hand smoke monster trying to make friends 04 - nail in therapy 05 - vagabond ibis 06 - gearworks relationship drama 07 - software pirate 08 - rooster playing golf with his children 09 - prankster hydrant 10 - peasant swearing fealty to the gourd lord 11 - melancholy pomegranate looking out the window 12 - human held prisoner before the council of brooms 13 - cyborg slime capturing a criminal slime 14 - floss tug of war 15 - flashlight fish 16 - peppermint delivery boy 17 - garlic ninja attacking Lord Alphonso the Complacent 18 - telepathic butter knife 19 - explorer's of the world's bushiest eyebrows 20 - glacier racer 21 - arm wrestling coin purses 22 - exhausted artist taking a nap 23 - barbarian rubber duck rider 24 - Sammy Shooter diving onto the marble tag team 25 - baobab entertainment center 26 - sake glass shooting an energy beam at an ale bottle 27 - a game show host that also happens to be a rocking horse 28 - helicopter signing very large paperwork 29 - the wicked witch of oral hygiene 30 - kvas and gazpacho playing chess 31 - earthworm gorgon turning a man into shrubbery February 2009 (View All at Once) February 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - fairy of mediocrity 02 - a cabbage that can walk on ceilings 03 - skydiving water droplets 04 - date-ruining ghost 05 - bag of popcorn being blinded 06 - lighter-than-air hippo 07 - hammer vs. sickle 08 - the most photogenic cantaloupe 09 - ladybug talk show host 10 - dinosaur oil baron 11 - Moortag, Shadow Demon and substitute algebra teacher 12 - stock market mountaineer 13 - radioactive spider 14 - lipstick eloping with chapstick 15 - security blanket 16 - almonds swinging on clouds 17 - a radish that purposefully steps on the feet of others 18 - electric being backpacking on power lines 19 - bookmark escaping to be with his friends 20 - two magnets unwittingly driving a compass to tears 21 - colonial skull doing basic accounting telepathically 22 - gladitorial bear 23 - a paper bag rejecting help after he has fallen into a small puddle 24 - meteor strike in the land of jacks 25 - centennial (er, quadricentennial): 400th idea celebrating 400 ideas 26 - head gardener elf 27 - the cut green bean chorus line 28 - marshmallow raft in the Milky Sea March 2009 (View All at Once) March 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - two eukaryotic cells in a flagella-wrestling match 02 - granny wasp knitting a scarf 03 - battleship dropping depth charge on baseball bat submarine 04 - donut bouncing on trampoline 05 - Supreme Commander Bullseye giving a firey speech 06 - ammonite playing video games 07 - young tree paying tribute to relative 08 - garden hose stalking its sprinkler prey 09 - the seven-bird viola 10 - ugly duck signing up for swan membership 11 - boxer having his glass jaw polished 12 - bone coat 13 - daddy long-legs trying to put on pantyhose 14 - a heart shot by Cupid's arrow 15 - a man riding on a ray of the sun 16 - The League of Afro'd Fruit 17 - stereotypically Irish potato finding a pot of gold 18 - old building bracing for impact 19 - sultry soda bottle asking a can to dance 20 - helmsman taking his wheel on a walk 21 - insectivorous book 22 - sand bar 23 - phantom of the peapod 24 - a slice of cake walking through a dangerous forest 25 - seahorse-driven tea crate delivery 26 - otter bombard 27 - an unholy stack of pancakes meant to reach the heavens 28 - zombie wagon heading westward 29 - Halberd and Morningstar engaging in a debate 30 - maple leaf driving a gondola 31 - teddy bear super villain April 2009 (View All at Once) April 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - WAAAAAAHHH!!! 02 - lovers' umbrella getting drenched 03 - robotic boxing kanagroo 04 - astro-exterior designer 05 - blind date 06 - the mythical pie-cooling windowsill of Killarney 07 - cloud hunters 08 - a strawberry vampire flying away after a strike 09 - a young telephone pole getting caught using a cell phone 10 - accuracy pole vault at the push pin Olympics 11 - telepathic pack mule 12 - rival tumbleweed gangs 13 - a screw with incredibly boring dreams 14 - overcrowded poker chip neighborhood 15 - angry canescout master 16 - continental drift race 17 - Admiral Swinehousen in hr years 18 - exploitative cheese trade 19 - olive in an interview 20 - sphinx getting a nose job 21 - candy train 22 - singing back scratcher 23 - rainbow-legged folk running from an unseen force 24 - exam day at supervillain school 25 - a lemon going used-car shopping 26 - blue colored pencil on conveyor belt leading into an industrial-strength pencil sharpener 27 - ovoid alien making first contact with a bowl of eggs 28 - bookworm being arrested for excessive library fees 29 - feral pinecone handler 30 - large wooden spoon fighting bank manager May 2009 (View All at Once) May 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - two sticks of butter reconsidering their timeshare in a wok 02 - the tube sock rebellion 03 - seaweed marionette 04 - pizza plower 05 - lycanthropic cigarette 06 - three-toead sloth-driven chariot 07 - steam-powered salesman 08 - swamp slide 09 - disk jockey jockey 10 - coconut-put 11 - multipresent sunflower seed 12 - the shovel pirates burying treasure 13 - medieval advertising 14 - Sgt. Shrubbery, Botanical Commando 15 - uncertain bean protesters 16 - baguette bobsled 17 - dirtball lands being invaded by soap colonists 18 - globe-dweller scarabs 19 - a USB paintbrush wary of some primate 20 - vicious butterflies 21 - cinnamon roll jester 22 - unappreciated goblin artist 23 - paperwork-lovin' manatee 24 - a young apple graduating 25 - office supply barbarian 26 - hour and minute hand at a romantic dinner 27 - rubik's troublemaker at the cube banquet 28 - a piece of art walking in on someone taking a bath 29 - hitchhiking VCR 30 - special agent shuttlecock infiltrating a terrorist meeting 31 - topless muffin club June 2009 (View All at Once) June 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - the pincher rocket 02 - Olympic falafel tosser 03 - kamikaze cream pie 04 - a daisy on a trivia game show 05 - centennial (er, quincentennial): 500th idea celebrating 500 ideas 06 - sleek robot harboring an unhealthy obsession over its cat 07 - 8-bit musclehead 08 - the vacuum of space 09 - fallen member of the chew toy resistance 10 - microchips playing hacky sack 11 - mummy helping wife pick out new wrappings 12 - Jagen von Cornchip, poet savant 13 - the blue blob of unhappiness holding the orange balloon of abject horror whilst the green dart of maleficence approaches 14 - a curious meat grinder at the veggie singles' bar 15 - popularity leech 16 - the sun napping on a bed of clouds 17 - man who literally wipes the smile off people's faces 18 - father and son flea moving into a new home 19 - spaghetti shower 20 - luchadors of the savanna 21 - a wizard whose beard decaffeinates coffee 22 - firefighter fighting a fighting fire 23 - two rice cakes having an incredibly bland conversation 24 - telemarketer hydra 25 - the shield army 26 - demon burger giving complimentary back scratches 27 - performing circus stork stuck in traffic 28 - cupcake farmer disapproving of his daughter’s relationship 29 - pieces of currency chasing a credit card out of town 30 - shirtless auctioneer brandishing an oversized gavel July 2009 (View All at Once) July 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - world's strongest number electromagnet 02 - alien bowling 03 - war-torn gum hero returning home to his parents 04 - a rocket red-glaring at a bursting bomb 05 - carboard tube fishing 06 - a soda using a straw periscope to watch his neighbor's TV 07 - pizza-mouthed pizza delivery guy...with dead eyes 08 - litmus strips in a water gun fight 09 - sheep on the uneven bars 10 - Chet, the world's least intimidating vampire 11 - a futuristic society run by crowbars 12 - mad scientist with cheese graters for hands 13 - sunflower sailing shark-infested waters 14 - a flying, spoon-spitting cobra 15 - tree of the heavens 16 - a bag of flour using his own contents to distract his pursuers 17 - ballpoint pen hauling mysterious sack 18 - skunk attacking a ghost 19 - yeast-folk in yeast-filled flying crafts 20 - Stick and Stone, daredevils 21 - Baron and Baroness Tapiocalderchstein 22 - precious gems admonishing quartz 23 - the Technorat 24 - the great picnic escape 25 - a cricket trying to understand a pair of pants 26 - cool kids of the ice cream cone playground 27 - matryoshka rowing team 28 - emotion dispenser 29 - pessimist glass, optimist glass, & sadist glass 30 - rowers in powdered wigs and puffy pants 31 - contact lenses riding on winged spectacles August 2009 (View All at Once) August 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - time-traveling, crime-fighting toad 02 - razor on hold for customer service 03 - youthful eggs playing in the pickle brine 04 - mischievous rag pulling on a roll of paper towels 05 - bunny rabbit rave party 06 - lost jewelry scavengers exploring a sink trap 07 - snake signals 08 - tube of toothpaste getting deep-tissue body massage 09 - Himalayan clubhouse 10 - melancholy and wheelchair-bound unicorn 11 - cheese puff caught in an updraft 12 - two trains moving in for a kiss 13 - Clyde the Confused Snail and his awesome-time fingerboard 14 - Senator Turnip being interviewed 15 - ouroboros triggering its gag reflex 16 - a mid-sized sedan that replaced its tires with ferris wheels 17 - a man exiled for being too cool for this world 18 - a phial of acid cheating at mixed martial arts 19 - jellyfish using its first laptopfish 20 - arguing doorknobs 21 - a genie that can only make people morbidly obese 22 - werewolf giving himself a pedicure 23 - an inconveniently-placed dimensional door 24 - millionaire mosquito 25 - saltine beach decency police 26 - a nose overloaded with paperwork at its job 27 - tissue box lobotomy 28 - menopausal candle thinking herself as having hot flashes when she is, in fact, on fire 29 - cinnamon stick family going rollerblading 30 - tickets being freed from a stub box 31 - a pet iron attacking a set of clothing September 2009 (View All at Once) September 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - a sole, uncrushed grape inside a wine bottle 02 - flower flails 03 - a pair of ginger snaps performing a clever ruse to steal milk 04 - gold-plated king of the dominoes 05 - piece of peanut brittle hearing its own natural frequency on the radio 06 - champion walrus fencer 07 - paper clip custody battle 08 - jetpack donut 09 - hummingbird conspiracy theorist 10 - pillowy pillories 11 - tiki god kicking the winning field goal 12 - centennial (er, Sexcentennial): 600th idea celebrating 600 ideas 13 - panda druid 14 - gelatin cube sinking into a pit of flan 15 - a minotaur reading Rousseau 16 - superhero dropping his glasses 17 - hailstones messing up some guy's windshield 18 - jealous tadpole at a masquerade 19 - two avocados at a friend's funeral reception 20 - a traditional lightbulb hiding from a tiny mob of CFLs 21 - a miniature alien attacking a frisbee 22 - Puritan produce 23 - riceball teen idols 24 - a CRT losing a footrace to an LCD TV 25 - ant-flown airmail 26 - two cubes making fun of a tetrahedron 27 - USB robot warrior 28 - chimney sweep with abnormal gravitational properties 29 - evolving lychees 30 - the new earring that just moved into town October 2009 (View All at Once) October 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - shoulder-mounted cowbell launcher 02 - cottage cheese man doing aerobics 03 - MP3 cowboy 04 - spider spreadsheet 05 - bundt cake told to bunt 06 - motion-sick metronome 07 - secret oxidizing agent 08 - earplug that *finally* has a chance to breathe 09 - man climbing his own family tree 10 - energy drink so potent its opening destroys small neighboring islands 11 - forklift father moving his deadbeat kid out of the home 12 - an anthropomorphic cat's balloon-driven raft 13 - the dreaded flying smiles of Dentonia coming towards YOU 14 - golem showing off his newfound artistic prowess 15 - two barbarians debating the merits of body wash puffs and soap on a rope 16 - pop rock climbing on a rainy day 17 - a dark shadow descending upon the Microcosm 18 - headbutting drumsticks 19 - a forced wedding between buttons 20 - boat being attacked by LASER sharks! 21 - soda bottle captured in the land of the caps 22 - a (poorly) skateboarding vase 23 - an awkward date with a wooden board 24 - a vivified clapperboard run amok 25 - community of barrel-dwelling bachelorfish 26 - head-hopper imps engaging in a food fight 27 - matter and anitmatter giving each other a high five 28 - remote control upset at being inappropriately touched 29 - a phoenix’s funeral 30 - candy corn congressional conflicts causing caustic, contumelous chaos 31 - a mysterious stranger offering you a slice of apple pie November 2009 (View All at Once) November 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - tourist trap 02 - a series of rescue attempts by lifesavers that can’t swim 03 - Neil, the world’s most exciting boar 04 - an illegal alien accosted by misinformed protesters 05 - a straw inviting a friend into her milkshake 06 - a plague of hot pants from above 07 - angel slingshot 08 - two rings in an unfulfilling relationship 09 - the most epic battle of all time 10 - the head rental store's main desk 11 - ice cream truck eel 12 - a string cheese's punishment not going according to plan 13 - sneezing pepper shaker & salt shaker with stage 2 hypertension 14 - a surfing can of creamed corn 15 - guava fruit waiting an inordinately long time for his planetoid's only crosswalk light to change 16 - a magician hat pulling a macician hat out of a 17 - hard rockin' (er, rocking) cleaning items 18 - a giant chameleon catching the home run ball 19 - an overengineered, dragon-powered air-conditioning unit 20 - poppy seed epidemic in the baked goods land 21 - a doormat's evil twin entering from another dimension 22 - germ chain gang 23 - Pavlovian fire-fighting 24 - murder weapon murder mystery 25 - a SEXY chess pool party 26 - canned cranberry sauce who was just told he wasn't invited to Thanksgiving dinner 27 - pan pipe pea shooter 28 - angry feminist gingerbread women 29 - power tool shepherd 30 - bicep that can't do math December 2009 (View All at Once) December 2009 (View All at Once) 01 - cherry blossom monsoon 02 - a mediocre prank pulled in an egg roll office 03 - a molecule relationship breaking up 04 - screwdrivers practicing tai chi 05 - click pens playing keep away 06 - a rose falling off a ladder onto his spotter 07 - fig viewing his unsettling future 08 - catwalking the plank 09 - the whipped cream space shuttle taking off 10 - reluctantly conjoined wrench twins 11 - free-range eggs 12 - 12 drums dissolving 13 - 11 pipes perspiring 14 - 10 lords a-logging 15 - 9 ladies litigating 16 - 8 maids massaging 17 - 7 swans a-swearing 18 - 6 geese a-glowing 19 - 5 mercury rings 20 - 4 calling birds 21 - 3 Scandinavian hens 22 - centennial (er, septicentennial): 700th idea celebrating 700 ideas 23 - 2 aardvark doves 24 - a pear in a pear tree 25 - all the eables down in Eableville celebrating Christmas 26 - mathematical symbols taking a hike on a sine wave 27 - a monster under the bed that's stuck and can't get out 28 - censor boxes exceeding their jurisdiction 29 - yin and yang playing catch 30 - sky repainter 31 - killer whale & unlucky sucker

2010

January 2010 (View All at Once) January 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - Dance of the 365 Veils 02 - chocolate bar training for the gumdrop Olympics 03 - marshmallows enjoying a day at the heat lamp beach 04 - trembling tofu terrifying tiny tater tots (today) 05 - magical monocle making mismatched mittens memorize monotonous memoranda 06 - greedy gazelle garnering gold and greenbacks giddily 07 - Belgian beet beggar badly beating a bindle by belfries 08 - zombie zebra zealot zapping a zebu-xenografted xylophone 09 - slightly sick sandpiper sleuth serving seven samosas so solemn Sally smiles 10 - yawning Yankee yeoman's yak yielding to a yucky yurt 11 - popsicle licking an ice cream cone's head off 12 - extra powerful cuckoo clock 13 - war council of drinking birds 14 - water balloon flying an ornithopter 15 - curse being placed on a cursor 16 - simplistic painting being interrogated 17 - chocolate fountain nymphs 18 - the water man having a problem on his Spongetown date 19 - free-running snowmen 20 - photon track and field 21 - glass of wine performing a fire trick 22 - I.M. Meen joining to celebrate a 2nd birthday 23 - bludgeon curmudgeon 24 - pyromaniac skeleton barber 25 - mini marshmallows wallowing in a distracted cup of hot cocoa 26 - pair of enchanted pants guarding the treasure 27 - anvil trying to fly 28 - a tense moment for a spork that needs to decide what family to join 29 - oil drum guardians protecting the last lump of coal 30 - bottle of glue asking his rubber housemate why he never does the dishes 31 - dueling banjos February 2010 (View All at Once) February 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - nacho cheese quicksand 02 - cello being held at bowpoint 03 - neighborhood mailboxes suspicious that one is a thief 04 - dinosaur pirates 05 - pillow talk show 06 - an unconvincing alien trying to pass as the family dog 07 - the lowly-populated land of Wrinklevania 08 - bungee-jumping thread spool 09 - tugboat ninja 10 - Kup'cak'llos, the Old God with cupcake hands 11 - mouse and ferret LARPers 12 - thumbtacks in a tornado 13 - bull admiring a fine vase 14 - book getting a love note from a secret admirer 15 - sneaky snowball-throwing log 16 - the great spaghetti river of Alfredo 17 - cane toad conjurer 18 - blender with a rumbling stomach ache 19 - eukaryotic showdown 20 - eggplant bomb 21 - mobius strip mall 22 - lighter auditions 23 - kami of the soup placing a blessing on a group of ingredients 24 - Amazonia, Jungle Princess 25 - bars of soap carrying dust bunnies away 26 - the Pistachio Posse hassling Old Lady Butternut 27 - drunk dialing 28 - the world's craziest king whose high general is a fish in his pants March 2010 (View All at Once) March 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - grenade giving his girlfriend an engagement ring 02 - sun and moon playing keep-away 03 - pancake doing a backflip 04 - broadsword broad 05 - the day the duct tape took over 06 - hockey pucks protesting against a stick 07 - moderate-speed unicycle chase 08 - the taking tree 09 - tea cakes doing the Charleston near a cup of disapproving tea 10 - turtle gondola 11 - a slice of pie lathering up 12 - night light 13 - guy with a literal poker face 14 - the magic fishwife using her unsettling powers 15 - toxic sludge riverboat adventure 16 - a narwhal walking the dog 17 - the isle of eyeless coconuts 18 - migrating herd of stilt-walker footballs 19 - cat-apult vs. cat-nnon 20 - inebriated boxers 21 - forgers of the epic pants 22 - extreme hand puppet punishment 23 - space croquet 24 - Renioir, the bubble-hopping gentleman thief 25 - the grisly end of the fuzzy dice desperados 26 - winged gumdrops dancing on pinheads 27 - thermometer bathing in mercury 28 - a goblin in a little red wagon staring deep into your SOUL 29 - haystack acupuncture 30 - popsicle anatomy class 31 - centennial (er, octocentennial): 800th idea celebrating 800 ideas April 2010 (View All at Once) April 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - WAAAAAAAHHH!!! 02 - milquetoast toast 03 - a magic box that makes people who stand on it taller 04 - alien barbecuing a black hole 05 - obnoxious tangerine dancer 06 - rainbow bazooka 07 - box grater ski slope 08 - electricity-generating windmill monster 09 - sticky note lovers being separated 10 - the 480th annual outhouse toss of Cooledoon 11 - cracker and cheese honeymooners exploring the ruins of the ancient goat people 12 - the shoe-lar system 13 - two olives oil wrestling 14 - a magic pot with the power to make honey appear on your face 15 - fire baby giving a fiscal report presentation to investors 16 - the rice's invasion of the stew pot 17 - balloon getting a shave and a haircut 18 - 90's puddle 19 - 2 corks dancing in a drifting bottle 20 - diva ketchup packet trying to garner sympathy from fries 21 - tree building up its muscles 22 - instruminsects 23 - English muffin magician getting sawed in half 24 - gentleman looking for a new cardboard mustache 25 - a grotesque apple-orange hybrid 26 - sand worm getting its teeth flossed 27 - a parasol from the FUTURE saving a child from an assassin from the FUTURE 28 - eclair burster 29 - an almond in an epic staredown with a monolith 30 - binary emu May 2010 (View All at Once) May 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - laser sword lumberjack 02 - a red apple getting vaporized by a hostile alien 03 - a syringe worried his friend may be filled with steroids 04 - gopher gofer 05 - Texas tea party 06 - trail mix club on a hike 07 - ballpoint pen doctor clearing a patient's head 08 - merman wearing reverse-SCUBA gear 09 - a pair of fingerless gloves being discriminated against 10 - wedding cake mountaineering 11 - toenail hunters trying to take down the giant clipper beast 12 - The Surrealland's only toll booth 13 - shepherd plum watching over his cotton ball flock 14 - the cracker dance-off finals 15 - turntable treadmill 16 - EMP imp 17 - trickster ghost that curses you into forgetting why you entered a room 18 - spitting fish statue getting the key to the city 19 - the nailgun stuntsman 20 - lizard outlaw robbing all the skin moisturizer from the general store 21 - samurai orange demonstrating speed and precision 22 - a new spray bottle-based criminal punishment system 23 - flashlight debutante 24 - headbanger paintbrush artist 25 - a maggot who's sorely disappointed his father 26 - the chocolate monster and butterscotch monster moving into the same apartment bowl 27 - tragedy striking as hair and scissors get intimate 28 - mediocre seer predicting his clock's future 29 - snake butler serving a moss-covered stone 30 - man literally being sucked into the Internet 31 - Ladybug of the Lake June 2010 (View All at Once) June 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - wild house wranglers 02 - the tooth fairy's disturbing stash 03 - a sapphire so rich and powerful that he wears the children of his enemies 04 - ghost making an ash castle from his own earthly remains 05 - a spoiled child unsatisfied with receiving a hippocamp for his birthday 06 - dandelion seeds on their way to work 07 - glacier crossing 08 - ladle and dreidel prancing in the park 09 - a Pulitzer-bearing anglerfish attracting journalfishts 10 - racing aces 11 - The Interrobangs‽ 12 - instigative garbage can 13 - rival cephalopod ballerinas 14 - fanglybeast saliva shower 15 - King of the Grease 16 - mouse on a reconnaissance mission facing unexpected resistance 17 - stiletto helping his cleaver friend work out 18 - bumbling bees 19 - a diner trying to figure out how to eat with an optical illusion 20 - the god of wind versus the god of wispy steam 21 - Tetrisian conga line 22 - a pear puckering after kissing his lemon girlfriend 23 - crooked crook 24 - space cat attack 25 - filling up at the ol' ink well 26 - The Think Tank imparting knowledge to a young boy 27 - perpetual hula hoop machine 28 - the pie piper 29 - sea lion patiently waiting for his college acceptance letter 30 - vuvuzela crashing a kazoo wedding July 2010 (View All at Once) July 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - arrow trying out high-pressure strength training 02 - candy kids playing hide-and-seek 03 - the world of gremlins who steal socks from dryers 04 - coffee kettles throwing teapots overboard 05 - a trio of 2x4's playing Russian Roulette 06 - sugar cube igloo roof-cleaning mishap 07 - high-speed high-wire delivery 08 - Billy the Bowler knocking down Slim Pin McGinnis 09 - the rolling bubble bath of a madman 10 - centennial (er, nonacentennial): 900th idea celebrating 900 ideas 11 - pixie of unfashionable sweaters 12 - file considering how to escape the local jail 13 - hemogoblin 14 - sun taking a dip in the ocean 15 - ice-rink basketball versus snowfolk 16 - buffalo wing outpost in the celery frontier 17 - resident assistant neutron trying to settle a dispute between proton and electron roommates 18 - tiny adventurers crossing the eyelash rope bridge 19 - baseball bat visiting his childhood friend 20 - smilodon laughing at his mastodon friend's failed trampoline attempt 21 - cigarette being burned at the stake 22 - a bass playing bass 23 - violent pillow fight 24 - deer slugs from different worlds meeting for the first time 25 - the end result of strawberry-based mad science 26 - piano keys trying to play each other in a zero gravity state 27 - ragtag band of rubber band mercenaries 28 - egg testing a malfunctioning transporter 29 - a keyboard key leaving home to make it big in show business 30 - tin can spies 31 - flaming tennis ball ordering an iced coffee August 2010 (View All at Once) August 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - medieval peasant tending to his rocket crop 02 - Wally the water barbecue 03 - The Flying Tacos of Barnassum 04 - moth's dust being spread into the ocean winds 05 - thunderclouds enjoying a day on the beach 06 - puppy-driven mech warriors 07 - golf ball pointing out the culprit 08 - Tar and Feather, buddy cops 09 - spoiled milk 10 - Carn'g'last, the couch-like beast, being embarrassed by a napper 11 - stone vandalizing a brick wall 12 - the curiously large toilet paper tube 13 - ferry across the cursed chocolate river 14 - Buddha Beetle encased in amber 15 - objectivist soapbox making everyone uncomfortable 16 - bread doppelgangers taking over 17 - medicine ball arrested for practicing without a license 18 - push pin platoon unsure of how to cross a balloon wall 19 - teen heartthrob jug band 20 - alien organ grinder down on his luck 21 - annoying little E trying to hang out with his big brother's friends 22 - rhetoric warrior 23 - the very thirsty caterpillar 24 - popcorn pirates of the Batary Coast 25 - toothpaste tube with a cold 26 - a delicious pie trying to land safely on a hostile and hungry alien world 27 - a "He-Loves-Me-Not" flower collecting its petals 28 - unprovoked ostrich attack! 29 - Recency-era gentleman on a hoverboard 30 - the last piece of chocolate cake...on the planet 31 - spoon group hug September 2010 (View All at Once) September 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - wishing well prisoners 02 - marine mammal battle 03 - The Grim Sweeper 04 - mangosteen accidentally attending a mango social 05 - cuckoo clock alien 06 - spring helping his lead brick friend 07 - time-traveling slice of balonga warning his former self not to lie between slices of bread 08 - marker and colored pencil in a relationship 09 - the survivors of the stomach acid lake fiasco 10 - sea cows rising from the ocean 11 - carrier pigeon's failed attempt to expand the business 12 - lollipop family photo 13 - acorn breaking through a painting of a window 14 - iceberg captains playing a game of chicken 15 - secret agent marshmallow being held above a cauldron of bubbling caramel 16 - airship anchor quitting 17 - molotov cocktail leaning too far back on his stool 18 - kayaking dog worrying about his paddle while being abducted by aliens 19 - slew of skeletal squid 20 - melon-choly 21 - world-killer asteroid successfully diverted with a large trampoline 22 - carne asada taco discovering his ability to conjure diamonds 23 - a creepy cabbage eying the mayor's desk 24 - coffee creamer cheerleading pyramid 25 - frog wizard granting power to the world's most pathetic knight 26 - The Cult of Vend 27 - cherry being named king of the banana split 28 - the pea army storming the corn castle 29 - shoe hunter 30 - jelly monsters mind-controlling a jar of peanut butter October 2010 (View All at Once) October 2010 (View All at Once) 01 - blender-top battle 02 - two nervous blind daters not realizing that they're together 03 - a gentlemanly sun taking a jaunt in the land of chocolate bunnies 04 - a warm, soft ghost being mistaken for a blanket 05 - prison cake delivered to the wrong address 06 - peanut butter cup appealing to the rainbow chocolate fairies to restore his leg 07 - waterskiing tea bag 08 - hammock holding up the heavens 09 - FINALE: The Little Crab revealing himself as the Great Old One 10 - FINALE: the unexpected presence of plot throwing the Microcosm into chaos 11 - FINALE: SUPACAT rising up to face down the Little Crab 12 - FINALE: the two unstoppable forces directing their energy towards each other 13 - FINALE: Pliny the Elderly Apple attempting to end the fighting 14 - FINALE: ...... 15 - FINALE: SUPACAT and the Little Crab breathing their last 16 - FINALE: The Microcosm in ruins 17 - FINALE: a cosmic wind blowing away everything, except for... 18 - FINALE: ...the seed of imagination