Meet the Creators
| Andrew Schnorr | The Elderly Apple Guy |
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| Andrew Schnorr was born in the summer of 1987 in a small southern California town called Lomita. He later went to the University of California, Berkeley, where he got a degree in Business Administration. He's currently a Marketing Intern at video game company Capcom. He loves creating, and has even published a book while in high school! Andrew began Elderly Apple as an experiment. He wanted to see if he could think of of 50 days worth of out-there ideas. However, The Elderly Apple Guy got involved, and things...got complicated. Andrew has now been relegated to website caretaker, but still continues to contact the website's readers through his daily comments. Andrew can always be recognized in a crowd thanks to his three G's: -Goatee -Goggles -Gloves Andrew would love to talk to you! He may be contacted at ElderlyApple@gmail.com. | Some time after Elderly Apple was created, The Elderly Apple Guy just...appeared. He somewhat resembled Andrew Schnorr, except that he was two-dimensional, four-fingered, and made from markers and colored pencil. He soon strong-armed Andrew into letting him become the primary creative force behind Elderly Apple. The exact relationship is documented here. According to dubious sources, The Elderly Apple Guy is from Seaford, Delaware, and is an orphan, as his entire family was disintegrated due to a tragic accident at Lionel's Lye Factory just outside of Wilmington. The Elderly Apple Guy is completely insane, as evidenced by his falsetto, lilting voice and frequent use of non-sequiturs. The Elderly Apple Guy primarily resides in the dark crevasses of Andrew's mind. However, he has a vacation home on the Internet, where he is known to wander. Do NOT try to contact The Elderly Apple Guy. For the love of God, just DON'T! |
